Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey...
[dials]
Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me
from such dates as last night's dinner.
-- The running gag continueth, "A Fish Called Selma"
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey...
[dials]
Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me
from such dates as last night's dinner.
-- The running gag continueth, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of
Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the... - ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his
dreams
We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember...
