Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey...
[dials]
Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me
from such dates as last night's dinner.
-- The running gag continueth, "A Fish Called Selma"
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey...
[dials]
Hello, Selma Bouvier? It's Troy McClure. You may remember me
from such dates as last night's dinner.
-- The running gag continueth, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the... - ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his
dreams.
We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember...
From the same category:
- Bart no like. Bad medicine.
-- Bart expresses his disapproval,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Marge: I'll just clean the dishes...
Adil: No, Mrs.
Simpson, you have been oppressed enough today. ... - Marge: Did anyone see that new Woodsy Allen movie?
Ned:
You know, I like his films except for that nervous... - Homer: Good old Evergreen Terrace: the swankiest street in the classiest
part of Pressboard Estates.
Bart: Well if you love it so much, why are you always... - Homer: [grumbles] Stupid Moe, non-inventing, recipe-stealing,
pug-nosed... Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can get...
