Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker.
Troy: MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?
Parker: Heh heh, just checking in, my friend. So how's my favorite
client?
Troy: We haven't spoken in eight years...
Parker: Yes... So I saw the papers today Troy, looking good, that
wholesome stuff really helps when I'm trying to find you work.
Troy: You haven't found me work in _twelve_ years!
Parker: [chuckles] Oh you, Jury duty is work.
-- The duty or the movie?, "A Fish Called Selma"
Troy: MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent?
Parker: Heh heh, just checking in, my friend. So how's my favorite
client?
Troy: We haven't spoken in eight years...
Parker: Yes... So I saw the papers today Troy, looking good, that
wholesome stuff really helps when I'm trying to find you work.
Troy: You haven't found me work in _twelve_ years!
Parker: [chuckles] Oh you, Jury duty is work.
-- The duty or the movie?, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Troy: Yeah, in a minute... darling.
[hangs up]
Well,
she may be helping my career, but she's starting to... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's
sidekick in.
brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's... - Selma: Having a child? That's a big step.
Troy: You bet it is,
think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, ... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress...
