Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be
dating washed-up supermodels.
Lenny: Ho, I don't know. Maybe those rumors about his fish fetish
weren't true after all.
Carl: Ah, this changes everything; I'd pay to see him in a movie now.
If only that were possible.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be
dating washed-up supermodels.
Lenny: Ho, I don't know. Maybe those rumors about his fish fetish
weren't true after all.
Carl: Ah, this changes everything; I'd pay to see him in a movie now.
If only that were possible.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his
dreams.
We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier,
take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful... - Hibbert: Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at
the aquarium.
Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well... - TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon,
Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The...
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- Bart: I can't believe Krusty is really gone.
Homer:
Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now... - Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>... - Fan-fugu-tastic!
-- Homer eats some fugu, "One Fish,
Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue... - Carl: We hardly made a dent in that ten-foot hoagie.
Homer: I'll give it a good home. [flash to Homer in... - Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy...
