Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star
like you is up there somewhere.
Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere]
Selma: [as she browses the walls] Hmm... Uh... Huh-uh. Hmm?
[finally finds Troy's picture on the pet door]
Oh!
-- "Cats", anyone?, "A Fish Called Selma"
like you is up there somewhere.
Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere]
Selma: [as she browses the walls] Hmm... Uh... Huh-uh. Hmm?
[finally finds Troy's picture on the pet door]
Oh!
-- "Cats", anyone?, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker...
