TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon,
Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The Muppets Go
Medieval".
Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in
marriage?
Piggy: Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!
[they kiss each other]
Troy: [purrs]
Kermit: [in armor, wielding a sword] Unhand the swine, you swain! Come,
Piggy. back to Hamelot.
Piggy: Heck no, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquinted.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The Muppets Go
Medieval".
Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in
marriage?
Piggy: Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!
[they kiss each other]
Troy: [purrs]
Kermit: [in armor, wielding a sword] Unhand the swine, you swain! Come,
Piggy. back to Hamelot.
Piggy: Heck no, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquinted.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
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Troy:
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Troy: You bet it is,
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