TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon,
Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The Muppets Go
Medieval".
Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in
marriage?
Piggy: Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!
[they kiss each other]
Troy: [purrs]
Kermit: [in armor, wielding a sword] Unhand the swine, you swain! Come,
Piggy. back to Hamelot.
Piggy: Heck no, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquinted.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The Muppets Go
Medieval".
Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in
marriage?
Piggy: Oh, Sir Lies-A-Lot, I will!
[they kiss each other]
Troy: [purrs]
Kermit: [in armor, wielding a sword] Unhand the swine, you swain! Come,
Piggy. back to Hamelot.
Piggy: Heck no, frog. Me and Iron Pants are just getting acquinted.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss
each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile... - Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker.
Troy
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Selma: Having a child? That's a big step.
Troy: You bet it is
think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, ...
