Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love."
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
the point? I can't fight fate.
[In the kitchen...]
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.
-- Controversial fortune cookies,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
the point? I can't fight fate.
[In the kitchen...]
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.
-- Controversial fortune cookies,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - fortune: cannot execute.
Out of cookies... - Even the Chinese are against me.
--
Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of... - Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love... - Homer: Well, Marge, it was horrible. Everyone was against me in that
jury room.
But I stood by the courage of my convictions and I... - Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Marge: Now wait a minute, I'm not sure about this. Every time we've
ever gone on vacation I end up being horribly embarrassed.
We end up in a big fight and we come home more... - The Guy on the Right Doesn't Stand a Chance
The guy on the right has the Osborne 1,
a fully functional computer system in a portable package...
