Burns: Stay back Homer, approach no further, coffee's already made. I
stomped the beans myself.
Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? It's 5:00.
Burns: No! I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening.
Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure
the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and
which the deceleratrix, hmm?
-- Yeah, somewhere on the back, "Homer the Smithers"
stomped the beans myself.
Homer: Uh, well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? It's 5:00.
Burns: No! I thought, uh, I thought I'd chauffeur myself this evening.
Yes, that's what I thought. How difficult could it be? I'm sure
the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and
which the deceleratrix, hmm?
-- Yeah, somewhere on the back, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Burns: Praise God. I think the thug has finally gone home for the day.
Now, I can make my escape... Homer: [shows into the... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir? Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports... - Burns: Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday.
Homer:
Uh... they all won. Burns: What about my options? Homer... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
