Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!
-- Mr. Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast,
"Homer the Smithers"
-- Mr. Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast,
"Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Marge: Is there something wrong, Homie?
Homer: No.
Marge:
Except? Homer: Except... I killed Mr. Burns! -- Just... - Homer: If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr.
Burns' office right now and... Smithers:... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on?
Smithers:
Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson...
From the same category:
- We interrupt this public affairs program in order to bring you a
football game.
"Homer the... - Skinner: A half-ton of newspaper and all we get is seventy five
cents?
That won't even cover the gas I used to go to the ... - Kent: Tonight on "Eye on Springfield", we meet a man who's been
hiccupping for 45 years!
Man: [hic!] Kill me! [hic] Kill me! -- "Itchy... - Good evening again, Springfield. Krusty the Klown,
the beloved idol of countless tots, now nothing more... - If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy
merchandise.
Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming...
