Burns: I'll have my lunch now. A single pillow of Shredded Wheat, some
steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct...
Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, install the computer system,
and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.
Homer: [taking notes] Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part
of the stuff where you said all about the... things. Uh... the
things?
[Burns looks at him meanly]
-- Efficiency at its best, "Homer the Smithers"
steamed toast, and a dodo egg.
Homer: But I think the dodo went extinct...
Burns: Get going! And answer those phones, install the computer system,
and rotate my office so the window faces the hills.
Homer: [taking notes] Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Um, can you repeat the part
of the stuff where you said all about the... things. Uh... the
things?
[Burns looks at him meanly]
-- Efficiency at its best, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on?
Smithers:
Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize... - Kent: On the line with us now is plant owner C. Montgomery Burns.
Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hello, Kent. [as loud... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George:
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ... - Burns: Here, tell me how my stocks did yesterday.
Homer:
Uh... they all won. Burns: What about my options? Homer...
