Homer: [yelling from his window] Uh, Mr. Smithers? I don't
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the
most trouble?
Homer: Um... what do I do in case of fire?
Smithers: [muffled from inside the van] Sorry, can't hear you. Bye!
[the van leaves]
Homer: [sits, then looks at Mr. Burns' office burning down]
Aw, just my luck.
-- When the fire starts to burn..., "Homer the Smithers"
understand 2,700 of my new duties.
Smithers: Well, the van's leaving; which one duty is giving you the
most trouble?
Homer: Um... what do I do in case of fire?
Smithers: [muffled from inside the van] Sorry, can't hear you. Bye!
[the van leaves]
Homer: [sits, then looks at Mr. Burns' office burning down]
Aw, just my luck.
-- When the fire starts to burn..., "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Homer: Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on?
Smithers:
Yeah. [Homer plays with the chair] Now, I realize... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes,
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt
on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators...
