Smithers: Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. He never forgave
her for having that affair with president Taft.
Homer: [chuckles] Taft, you old dog.
-- "Homer the Smithers"
her for having that affair with president Taft.
Homer: [chuckles] Taft, you old dog.
-- "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes,
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled... - Smithers: [answering] Montgomery Burns' office. Oh,
hello Mrs. Burns. I'll see if your son is available... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Lisa: Stop! Don't shoot my Dad. He's innocent. He wouldn't hurt a
fly!
[they open the door] Burns: [being strangled and shaken]... - Doughnuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food!
-
Mr. Burns, commenting on Homer's breakfast, "Homer... - Burns: Throw him out, Smithers!
Homer: You don't have to do that,
Mr. Burns. I can throw <myself> out. -- Burns...
