Smithers: [answering] Montgomery Burns' office. Oh,

Smithers: [answering] Montgomery Burns' office. Oh, hello Mrs. Burns.
I'll see if your son is available.
Homer: Mr. Burns has a mother? She must a hundred million years old!
Smithers: She has limited capacities. All she can do is dial and yell.
-- Does she watch `Matlock'?, "Homer the Smithers"

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