Smithers: I've got to find a replacement that won't outshine me.
Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word
[types] "Incompetent"...
[computer reports: 714 matches found]
714 names? Better be more specific. [keeps typing] "lazy",
"clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly"
[computer searches, then reports: 714 matches found]
Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
-- His reputation precedes him, "Homer the Smithers"
Perhaps if I searched the employee evaluations for the word
[types] "Incompetent"...
[computer reports: 714 matches found]
714 names? Better be more specific. [keeps typing] "lazy",
"clumsy", "dim-witted", "monstrously ugly"
[computer searches, then reports: 714 matches found]
Oh, nuts to this! I'll just go get Homer Simpson.
-- His reputation precedes him, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers:
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Burns: Good Lord, Smithers! You look atrocious. I thought I told you to
take a vacation.
Homer: Uh, Smithers already left, sir. I'm his replacement... - Burns: [gasps at his sight] Good Lord, Smithers, you look atrocious.
I thought I told you to take a vacation. Homer... - Burns: The telephone has been ringing for some time.
[severely] Answer it. Homer: [answers] Yello. ... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
Homer Simpson Homer the... - Burns: Now, I insist that you take a vacation, just as soon as a
temporary substitute can be found.
[leads Smithers to the door and closes it] [from... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Burns: That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers.
who is he? Smithers: Homer Simpson, sir, one of the...
