Smithers: Good morning, sir! To make up for my failure last night, I
alphabetized your breakfast; you can start with the waffles
and work your way up to the zwieback. And, to prevent
newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated
today's newspaper.
Burns: I appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this. How
am I supposed to do the Junior Jumble?
Smithers: Oh, I can't even grovel properly! I'm a buffoon! I don't
deserve to live on your planet anymore!
-- By all means necessary, "Homer the Smithers"
alphabetized your breakfast; you can start with the waffles
and work your way up to the zwieback. And, to prevent
newsprint from rubbing off on your hands, I've laminated
today's newspaper.
Burns: I appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this. How
am I supposed to do the Junior Jumble?
Smithers: Oh, I can't even grovel properly! I'm a buffoon! I don't
deserve to live on your planet anymore!
-- By all means necessary, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
- Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray.
[burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts]
[opens bathroom door,
sees someone in the shower] [opens glass... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns...
From the same category:
- Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands
tonight and spell out your name with candles.
There's a satellite hookup on that monitor... - Smithers: Mrs. Homer Simpson.
Burns: Who?
Smithers:
She won first prize in the Springfield Art Fair, ... - Oakley-Doakley-Do!
-- Ned Flanders,
"Marge Gets a... - Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees... - Milhouse: [makes machine gun noises] Take that, Mom!
[makes more noises] Take that, Dad! Send me to a ...
