Ned: Well, hey, it's Homer. Good to see you, neigh--
[Homer pushes him and takes his bell]
Homer: Get lost!
[rings the bell]
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Helen: He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
Wiggum: Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good!
Let him march, boys. Let the man march!
-- Homer replaces Ned as the town crier,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
[Homer pushes him and takes his bell]
Homer: Get lost!
[rings the bell]
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Helen: He is not the official town crier! Police, do something!
Wiggum: Well, I'd like to, ma'am, but he's too damn good!
Let him march, boys. Let the man march!
-- Homer replaces Ned as the town crier,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
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