Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.
-- "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.
-- "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh.
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Ralph, "I Love... - Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found
vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven ... - Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2... - Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more,
that was the happiest day of my life. Mrs. Hoover... - Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
[pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars"... - Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem,
essay "Jebediah Springfield: Super Fraud",... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease... - Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class:
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are...
From the same category:
- Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop,
and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs]... - Bart: Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero Tom.
He lent me this new weapon called a neuro-disruptor... - He makes <me> crazy twelve months a year. At least you get the summer
off.
Homer chats with Principal Skinner, "The Crepes... - Thank you! And remember, don't trust anyone over 30!
And now, Peter Frampton! -- Homer, after his number... - Cecil: Hello, brother. All's well, I trust?
Bob:
It most certainly is _not_. The workmen you've given...
