Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah
Springfield: Super Fraud", F.
Lisa: But it's all true.
Hoover: [scoffs] This is nothing but dead, white male-bashing from a PC
thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from
landing a husband.
-- Ralph got an A?, "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Springfield: Super Fraud", F.
Lisa: But it's all true.
Hoover: [scoffs] This is nothing but dead, white male-bashing from a PC
thug. It's women like you that keep the rest of us from
landing a husband.
-- Ralph got an A?, "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy,
Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the... - Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher
Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone... - Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease... - Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't
stand for it.
Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna... - Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh.
-
Ralph, "I Love... - Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about
Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute... - Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more,
that was the happiest day of my life. Mrs. Hoover... - Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be
[spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2... - Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors.
Class:
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are...
From the same category:
- Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow?
Patty:
[grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class... - Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge. Things... - Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like
nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got... - Smithers: I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet,
sir. Burns: Hmm. Very well; begin the thawing of... - Willie hears ya. Willie don't care.
-- Groundskeeper Willie,
"Grade School...
