Hurlbut: Sorry if I startled you, but I do love to talk Jebediah, even
when I'm drinking my chicory.
Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson. I'm researching a report on Jebediah.
Hurlbut: Oh, you're in for a treat. You know, some historians consider
Jebediah a minor patriot, but I think you'll find he's easily
the equal of William Dawes or even Samuel Otis.
-- Come again?, "Lisa the Iconoclast"
when I'm drinking my chicory.
Lisa: Hi, I'm Lisa Simpson. I'm researching a report on Jebediah.
Hurlbut: Oh, you're in for a treat. You know, some historians consider
Jebediah a minor patriot, but I think you'll find he's easily
the equal of William Dawes or even Samuel Otis.
-- Come again?, "Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- Hurlbut: Heere's jonnycakes. Is everything okay? You look a bit
flushed.
Lisa: It's just the excitement from studying Jebediah... - Hurlbut: I think, Lisa, that you've been taken in by an obvious
forgery.
Unfortunately, historical research is plagued by ... - Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah. ... - Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's... - Lisa: Hi, Apu. Can I put these posters up in your window?
Apu: Well, of course you can, you little pixy. You... - Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about
Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute... - I want to help you, George Washington"? Pfft, even your dreams are
square.
Bart to Lisa, "Lisa the... - I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for
corn,
and then the Indians shot them and took the corn. ... - Jebediah: [on film] A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
Edna: Embiggens? I never heard that word before I moved...
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- Bart: OK, but on my way, I'm going to be doing this:
[windmills arms] If you get hit, it's your own... - Bart: Oh, hey! That's Mom. She's happy again!
[runs to the yard]
[perturbed] You guys made a snowman family?
Homer: Check it out, boy: it's like looking into a... - Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
Bart: [cocky] Triangle. Teacher: Very good, Bart! ... - Tatum: Homer, your manager obviously loves you very much.
Lucius, would you do that for me? Lucius: Absolutely... - She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where...
