Skinner: Now, as you all know, Springfield's 200th birthday is only a
week away. Every class will do its part to make our local
bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial.
Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with
the possible exception of Kearney.
Kearney: [shaving] Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits
after Watergate.
-- Quit bugging me about that stupid pirate,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
week away. Every class will do its part to make our local
bicentennial just as memorable as our national bicentennial.
Of course, you children are too young to remember that, with
the possible exception of Kearney.
Kearney: [shaving] Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirits
after Watergate.
-- Quit bugging me about that stupid pirate,
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
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Bleeding Gums Murphy,
please. DJ: Aw, I'd love to, little sister, but we... - Moe: Hey, get away from that! Leave him alone!
Kearney: It said I was gay! [Kearney and Dolph leave... - Homer: Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV
saying we didn't want you in our family.
But those were just actors playing us! Bart... - Skinner: Let's see: Tide...Cheer...Bold...Biz...Fab.
All...Gain...Wisk. I believe today I will... - To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with
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Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break...
