I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for
corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
-- Bart watches "Young Jebediah Springfield",
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn.
-- Bart watches "Young Jebediah Springfield",
"Lisa the Iconoclast"
Related:
- Wiggum: Oh my God! Jebediah's body has been replaced with a skeleton!
Hurlbut: No, that's the skeletion _of_ Jebediah. ... - Oh, he wants that corn so much!
-- Homer watches Bumblebee man,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in... - Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about
Jebediah Springfield.
Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute... - Know ye who read this there is more to my life than history records.
Firstly, I did not tame the legendary buffalo. It... - Indians? I don't see any Indians!
-- Custer
--
Famous Last... - Indian #1: Thank you. I just wish Ben and Hoss and Little Joe and Hop
Sing and Sheriff Roy and all your favorites could be alive
today to see this wonderful turnout.
Indian #2: You know, on the series, we were always... - This sucks. Come on, snipers, where are you!
-- Bart watches a feeble football halftime show,
"Lisa the... - Lisa: You know Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real
shot in the arm.
Marge: [comes in, holding a bowl] You know Homer, assisting... - Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a
'50s diner.
Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've...
From the same category:
- Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Herb: Give me a hug, brother.
Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
"Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes... - Homer: My name's Homer Simpson, I'd like to sign up for something.
Mrs. B: Well, we have an opening on the debate team... - Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those
are supposed to be baggy pants.
Baggy! Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants... - Lisa: Mom, you said I could have one souvenir, right?
Well I want the didgeridoo. [plays it] Marge...
