[Krusty sails out of view]
Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better
than regular people?
Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected
than all the educators in the country put together!
[Krusty throws down his anchor]
Krusty: Yeah! I'm not gonna let those guys hog all the respect while
I'm out here in this stinking tub.
[dives into the water and swims to shore]
That's just what those eggheads want! Well, forget it
poindexter, 'cause Krusty's back in town!
B+L: Yay!
-- Forget those PC thugs, "Bart the Fink"
Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better
than regular people?
Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected
than all the educators in the country put together!
[Krusty throws down his anchor]
Krusty: Yeah! I'm not gonna let those guys hog all the respect while
I'm out here in this stinking tub.
[dives into the water and swims to shore]
That's just what those eggheads want! Well, forget it
poindexter, 'cause Krusty's back in town!
B+L: Yay!
-- Forget those PC thugs, "Bart the Fink"
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a plant on his nose]
Bart:
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I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted... - Lisa: You gotta hand it to Krusty.
Homer: Yeah. Even with all his problems,
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Homer: Yeah. What's the deal?
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unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
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