Bart: I can't believe Krusty is really gone.
Homer: Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it
up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef
Stalin...
[sighs]
I wish I were dead.
-- Give me your money, your baseball, and your life,
"Bart the Fink"
Homer: Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it
up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef
Stalin...
[sighs]
I wish I were dead.
-- Give me your money, your baseball, and your life,
"Bart the Fink"
Related:
- Edna: OK, kids, open your books to page sixty --
[a phone rings;
Bart wakes up and pulls it from his pocket] Bart... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dreams:
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this... - Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is
to a baseball player!
What a violin is... to the... the guy that.... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has... - Jessica: You're right about everything, Bart. [sighs] I have been too
reckless.
From now on, I am going to settle down. [dumps... - Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun...
