Bellhop: TV's there...bathroom's there...and there's your king-size bed
for...[wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed
squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba
hubba!
Homer: Stop that! I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this
bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.
-- The best of intentions,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
for...[wolf-whistles, makes a cat noise, imitates a bed
squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, twiddles his lips] Hubba
hubba!
Homer: Stop that! I love my wife and family. All I'm gonna use this
bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.
-- The best of intentions,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer... - Homer: Ohhhhh...
Marge: What?
Homer: I'm used to seeing people promoted ahead of me.
Friends, co-workers, Tibor... I never thought it'd... - Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same
bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's... - Homer: [thinks to himself] She's been your wife for ten years,
you've had three children together, it's time... - Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little... - Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK. Homer: [mocking] "OK!" ... - Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school,
while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah... - Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list]
I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer...
