Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you,

Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty, but you
know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a
window.
Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat! There's no silver
lining here. I was a big cheese. A _huge_ cheese! And now
look at me!
I got to ride the bus like a schnook.
I got to live in an apartment like an idiot!
I have to wait in line with a bunch of nobodies to buy
groceries from a failure!
Bart: It doesn't matter what you did wrong, though, as long as you're
on TV people will respect you.
Krusty: [spits] Bah. What good is respect without the moolah to back
it up. Everywhere I go I see teachers driving Ferraris,
research scientists drinking champagne.
I tried to drink a Coke on the bus, and they took away my
pass!
[breaks a bottle of scotch]
That's no life for a famous clown.
-- Ask Willie Nelson or Leona Helmsley, "Bart the Fink"