[on phone]
Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge
information about that customer's secret illegal
account.
[hangs up]
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was
illegal.
[sighs] It's too hot today.
-- Who cares?, "Bart the Fink"
Cayman Islands guy: [laughs] I'm sorry, but I cannot divulge
information about that customer's secret illegal
account.
[hangs up]
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer.
Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret.
Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn't have said it was
illegal.
[sighs] It's too hot today.
-- Who cares?, "Bart the Fink"
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