Homer: Best night's sleep I ever had. Lisa: Their tap water tasted better than ours.

Homer: Best night's sleep I ever had.
Lisa: Their tap water tasted better than ours.
-- The Simpsons spend the night in a haunted house,
"Bart the Fink"

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