Homer: Woo hoo! We won! We won!
[Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from
the case]
[Homer holds it, but Burns takes it]
Burns: You mean, _I_ won.
Apu: But we were a team, Sir.
Burns: Oh, I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart.
You see, teamwork will only take you so far. Then, the truly
evolved person makes that extra grab for personal glory. Now, I
must discard my teammates, much like the boxer must shed roll
after roll of sweaty, useless, disgusting flab before he can win
the title. Ta!
[walks off with Smithers]
Homer: I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and
then quickly change back.
Moe: You know what? We don't need him, or his trophy! We got each
other, huh?
[general murmurs of agreement]
-- The only ship worth a damn, "Team Homer"
[Homer, Apu, and Moe dance while the kid gets the trophy from
the case]
[Homer holds it, but Burns takes it]
Burns: You mean, _I_ won.
Apu: But we were a team, Sir.
Burns: Oh, I'm afraid I've had one of my trademark changes of heart.
You see, teamwork will only take you so far. Then, the truly
evolved person makes that extra grab for personal glory. Now, I
must discard my teammates, much like the boxer must shed roll
after roll of sweaty, useless, disgusting flab before he can win
the title. Ta!
[walks off with Smithers]
Homer: I guess some people never change. Or, they quickly change and
then quickly change back.
Moe: You know what? We don't need him, or his trophy! We got each
other, huh?
[general murmurs of agreement]
-- The only ship worth a damn, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship
Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other
[chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Homer: By... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see. Well,... - Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns.
Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won
all right. You won more than you bargained...
