Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man [points at Jimbo] won't give a beer to another old man.

Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man [points at
Jimbo] won't give a beer to another old man. Let's get him!
Jimbo: Wait! Why are we gettin' him?
[Martin walks by]
Martin: Look, gentlemen. The first snapdragon of the season!
Nelson: Never mind. Let's just get _him_! [points at Martin]
-- Bad timing, "Rosebud"

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