Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.

Moe: Don't worry about nothing, Homer. I have a feeling that Mr.
Burns is going to have a little accident that might keep him from
bowling with us tonight, heh heh heh.
Burns: [walking in, leaning on Smithers] Smithers, I'm afraid I won't be
able to play tonight. My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.
Moe: [masked, with a cane] Take that!
[bashes Burns on the leg with a cane, runs off]
Burns: Ooh! Smithers...that precision assault popped it back into
place. Thank you, masked stranger!
-- Tonya Harding's bodyguard, he ain't, "Team Homer"

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