Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
Lisa: Red, green, yellow, orange! I remember all of these.
Milhouse: I'm freaking out!
Jimbo: Hey: something's coming back to me. Down with homework!
Martin: [dancing, shirtless] And down with uniforms! Yay!
[other children cheer and riot]
Chalmers: [getting hit on the head with balls, etc.] Ow. Ow. Ow! Ow.
Skinner! Why aren't these uniforms colorfast?!
Skinner: I don't understand it. I got them at the same place I buy
Mother's dresses, and -- Good Lord! Mother's in the park!
[runs]
Chalmers: Now this, I gotta see! [walks off]
-- For every action..., "Team Homer"
Lisa: Red, green, yellow, orange! I remember all of these.
Milhouse: I'm freaking out!
Jimbo: Hey: something's coming back to me. Down with homework!
Martin: [dancing, shirtless] And down with uniforms! Yay!
[other children cheer and riot]
Chalmers: [getting hit on the head with balls, etc.] Ow. Ow. Ow! Ow.
Skinner! Why aren't these uniforms colorfast?!
Skinner: I don't understand it. I got them at the same place I buy
Mother's dresses, and -- Good Lord! Mother's in the park!
[runs]
Chalmers: Now this, I gotta see! [walks off]
-- For every action..., "Team Homer"
Related:
- Skinner: As I was saying, my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a
better time.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I must say for once, I am... - Marge: Why don't we do something to take our minds off the storm?
[looks through a box] Oooh, a Rubik's Cube!... - Skinner: Several days ago, a violent riot erupted incited by an
inflammatory T-shirt slogan.
No, no, now don't try to remember what that... - Todd: [without enthusiasm] You're "it". [touches Lisa]
Lisa:
[to Milhouse] Now you are the one who is "it". Milhouse... - Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Bart: I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing.
[taps head] Lisa: Hmm. Pablo Neruda said, "Laughter... - Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam... - Skinner: Children, the times they are a-becoming quite different.
Test scores are at an all-time low, so I've... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- Moe: Hey, uh, I got an idea: we can play a game to pass the time.
Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and,... - Marge: Yeesh, this house stinks! You're not just putting the new
newspapers over the old ones,
are you? Homer: Do you have a better idea? -- Well... - Bart: Do you need straight A's to be a cop?
The Two Cops:
[laugh uproariously] -- Just checking, "Separate... - Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong.
Even though they say it's okay in the bible. Lisa:... - Homer: [singing] Hey, big spender: dig this blender!
Rainbow suspenders -- hey, big spender! Everyone: We...
