Otto: Oh, man! He'll blow our winning streak.
Moe: Yeah. Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old
people are no good at everything.
Homer: Look, guys, it's not that simple: he's my boss. I'll tell you
what: I'll give him a shot, and if he stinks, it'll be easier to
tell him no.
[Burns can barely lift the ball, let alone roll it]
[he collapses with exhaustion on the lane]
[Smithers runs down and kicks the pins over]
Homer: Welcome aboard! [sheepish] It wasn't any easier.
-- Burns, athlete of yesteryear, "Team Homer"
Moe: Yeah. Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old
people are no good at everything.
Homer: Look, guys, it's not that simple: he's my boss. I'll tell you
what: I'll give him a shot, and if he stinks, it'll be easier to
tell him no.
[Burns can barely lift the ball, let alone roll it]
[he collapses with exhaustion on the lane]
[Smithers runs down and kicks the pins over]
Homer: Welcome aboard! [sheepish] It wasn't any easier.
-- Burns, athlete of yesteryear, "Team Homer"
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[Homer, Apu,
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-
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[Bart steps forward]
Ah bah!
I mean my little _girl_ buddy. Lisa: That's very nice...
