Skinner: As I was saying, my yearly evaluation couldn't have come at a
better time.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I must say for once, I am impressed. In fact,
I am going to give this school a perfect ten.
[lifts clipboard] I'll just write the zero first...now, a
vertical line to indicate the one --
Everyone: [running out] Down with homework!
[Chalmers gets trampled to the ground]
Chalmers: Skinner! Why are children walking on my head?
[Skinner fishes Bart out of the stampede]
-- The answer: this ten-year-old, "Team Homer"
better time.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I must say for once, I am impressed. In fact,
I am going to give this school a perfect ten.
[lifts clipboard] I'll just write the zero first...now, a
vertical line to indicate the one --
Everyone: [running out] Down with homework!
[Chalmers gets trampled to the ground]
Chalmers: Skinner! Why are children walking on my head?
[Skinner fishes Bart out of the stampede]
-- The answer: this ten-year-old, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Chalmers: [voice rising] Skinner...!
Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers!
You didn't have to come all the way down... - Skinner walks in, sees Homer]
Skinner: What's _he_ doing here?
Bart: Well once he found out we were going to get Ned... - Bart: Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
Lisa: Red,
green, yellow, orange! I remember all of these. Milhouse... - Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged... - Skinner: This is absurd! I did not have relations in that closet
and the fact is I haven't .
[hesitates] um ... Chalmers: Yes? Krabappel: Seymour... - Chalmers: Skinner!
Skinner: [startled] Superintendent Chalmers.
Chalmers: The whole town's in an uproar about your... - Skinner: Superintendent, we made the front page today!
[holds up newspaper, covering word "Awful" in headline]... - Chalmers: I must say I've had a lovely evening, Agnes.
I don't suppose I could come in for a cup... - Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour...
