Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex!
Homer: Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm
getting a bowling team. It's win-win!
Marge: It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex.
Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team.
Homer: [scoffs] Burns never gives money to anybody. Just last week I
asked him for $1,500.
Marge: For what?
Homer: Oh, I gotta get the third degree from you too?
-- Beset on all sides, "Team Homer"
Homer: Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm
getting a bowling team. It's win-win!
Marge: It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex.
Maybe you could get someone with money to sponsor your team.
Homer: [scoffs] Burns never gives money to anybody. Just last week I
asked him for $1,500.
Marge: For what?
Homer: Oh, I gotta get the third degree from you too?
-- Beset on all sides, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Oh, Marge, we were so close to winning the championship.
Now, thanks to Burns, it's never going to happen... - Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge.
Marge: All right.
Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The... - Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the
movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Hey! We could be a team...
[at the counter] Excuse me,
but my _team_ is ready to bowl. Kid: You're short... - Marge: You've worked hard at the bowling alley. Why don't you ask for a
raise?
Homer: Yeah, a raise. I've never been good enough... - Marge: Bart, since he is giving you all of his money,
maybe it would be nice if you'd spend some time... - Marge: Mmm, I hope you kept the Homey-fires burning.
[Homer snores] Homer... Homer: Huh? Marge: Homer... - Homer: Ah, another perfect day in my perfect life with my perfect job.
Wiggum: [driving by] Hey, just heard the news over...
