Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you
struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on
a _team_. Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of
dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's
loaded with nutrients. I -- I can't compete with that stuff.
Apu: That I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem as well, but
who am I to complain?
Homer: Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a
league bowler!
-- The grand aspiration, "Team Homer"
struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on
a _team_. Well, I'm better than dirt -- well, most kinds of
dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's
loaded with nutrients. I -- I can't compete with that stuff.
Apu: That I cannot bowl wreaks havoc with my self-esteem as well, but
who am I to complain?
Homer: Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a
league bowler!
-- The grand aspiration, "Team Homer"
Related:
- I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson Team... - To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt,
I am Caliph... - Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe:
[outside] Let us through! Barney: [outside] ...Homer's... - Moe: Gee, business stinks tonight. Where's Barney,
Lenny, and Carl? Homer: Aw, they never come around... - Homer walks dejected through the empty alley]
Homer:
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number... - Homer/Apu/Moe:
You can do it, Otto!
You can do it,
Otto! Apu: Make this spare, I'll give you free gelato... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe... - Marge: Okay, the oven is cleaning itself, the autovac's on dirt patrol,
and Maggie's enjoying her Swing-A-Majig. [said... - Hugh: I must say, you were right. This has been quite trying.
You know, I've attempted to enjoy your family...
