Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own
mother.
Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off]
-- Even if she disowns me, "Team Homer"
mother.
Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off]
-- Even if she disowns me, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Homer: Hey! We could be a team...
[at the counter] Excuse me,
but my _team_ is ready to bowl. Kid: You're short... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I'm going into the dining room to have a conversation.
Anyone who wants to join me is welcome. ... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal,
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
Homer Simpson Team... - An ambitious and aggressive mother conned pianist Arthur Rubinstein into
listening to her 10-year-old son murder a nocturne by Chopin.
At the conclusion of the massacre, Rubinstein announced... - Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how
much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I... - Homer: I can't tell you how sorry I am, Dad.
Grampa:
Is someone talking to me? I didn't hear anything.... - I asked my mother for a mind of my own,
but she said no...
From the same category:
- Selma: [menacing] Is this a sham marriage?
Troy: Sure baby,
is that a problemo? -- Fair enough, "A Fish Called... - Tom: Hey, look at the forest fire down there.
Bart:
[uninterested] Yeah, great. -- "Brother from the... - Skinner: The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles
uh.
Dickens' Christmas Carol. Homer: Ohhhh.... How many... - Milhouse: This bus has seen better days.
Bart: Well,
at least it's safer than the old bus. [shot... - Homer gets chased by dogs]
Homer: Oh no, they're gaining on me.
Wait! I have an idea! [reaches into shirt...
