Homer: Ooh, "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions"! I'm great at these.
Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy.
Bart: Does something smell funny in here?
Homer: I don't think so...stupid! [laughs to self]
Marge: [walking in] Homey, you want pork chops?
Homer: No, I want roast beef, you clod! [laughs some more]
Bart: Look at this: "Special Insert: Iron-On Mad-Ness!"
[reads iron-ons] "Ban the Bath"..."Don't Trust Anyone Over
Ten"..."Sock It To Me!" [laughs to self]
Marge: Hmm. Those magazines create a dangerous amount of laughter.
Homer: [trying to do Fold-In] "The Al-ighty -ollar?" [laughs] Oh, I get
it!
-- The bastion of magazine humor, "Team Homer"
Ask me if something smells funny in here, Boy.
Bart: Does something smell funny in here?
Homer: I don't think so...stupid! [laughs to self]
Marge: [walking in] Homey, you want pork chops?
Homer: No, I want roast beef, you clod! [laughs some more]
Bart: Look at this: "Special Insert: Iron-On Mad-Ness!"
[reads iron-ons] "Ban the Bath"..."Don't Trust Anyone Over
Ten"..."Sock It To Me!" [laughs to self]
Marge: Hmm. Those magazines create a dangerous amount of laughter.
Homer: [trying to do Fold-In] "The Al-ighty -ollar?" [laughs] Oh, I get
it!
-- The bastion of magazine humor, "Team Homer"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Stupid carbon rod. It's all just a popularity contest!
Bart: Wow! Did you actually get to _see_ the rod?... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Bart: You know, I have this feeling that we forgot something.
Abe: [still on the plane] Aaaaah! Homer: Ehh, I'm sure... - Homer: I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Lisa: What do they do there, Dad? Abe: I'm a member... - Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash... - Lisa: [laughing nervously] Just a couple more blocks to my house!
[laughs more, then starts hyperventilating] Hugh:... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there...
