Homer: Who are you?
Newton: Homer, I'm your guardian angel. I've assumed the form of
someone you'd recognize and revere: Sir Isaac Newton.
Homer: Sir Isa-who?
Newton: Oh, very well. [transforms himself]
Homer: [gasps] Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?
Klink: I'm not actually Colonel Klink, I'm just assuming his form.
Homer: Hee hee hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
-- The chance of a lifetime,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Newton: Homer, I'm your guardian angel. I've assumed the form of
someone you'd recognize and revere: Sir Isaac Newton.
Homer: Sir Isa-who?
Newton: Oh, very well. [transforms himself]
Homer: [gasps] Colonel Klink! Did you ever get my letters?
Klink: I'm not actually Colonel Klink, I'm just assuming his form.
Homer: Hee hee hee! Did you know Hogan had tunnels all over your camp?
-- The chance of a lifetime,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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the national energy convention.
Congratulations! You'll be spending two... - Klink: My job is to show you how miserable life would be if you married
Mindy instead of Marge.
[He takes Homer's hand, and they fly into the air]... - Klink: Sure, life is good for you. But what about Marge?
[They fly over the White House] Homer: [gasps] Marge... - Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!... - Barney: I'm with you, Homer!
McAllister: I be with ya too,
matey. Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe... - Bart: Hey, how come Lisa gets a pony?
Homer: Because she stopped loving me.
Bart: I don't love you either, so give me a moped... - Ahem. This is a videotape for my daughter Maggie. Hi,
Maggie! I'm speaking to you from beyond the grave... - Homer: _That's_ what ballet is? [whining] Oh --
Marge:
You promised! You can't back out like when you volunteered...
