Homer: Hey! I never noticed _this_ place.
Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us! That fancy house'll
never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in
_this_ neighborhood.
Homer: Hey, what's wrong with this neighborhood? [at the house] Big
shot! Too good to buy a house here, snobby?
Bart: Who are you talking to, Homer?
Homer: The guy who doesn't live there.
-- Well, duh, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Bart: Dad, it's right across the street from us! That fancy house'll
never sell. Nobody who could afford it would want to live in
_this_ neighborhood.
Homer: Hey, what's wrong with this neighborhood? [at the house] Big
shot! Too good to buy a house here, snobby?
Bart: Who are you talking to, Homer?
Homer: The guy who doesn't live there.
-- Well, duh, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle
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Grampa: Hey! I live here.
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Lisa:
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me towels,
until I paid him to stop. Homer: [holding a stack of... - Ned: OK, folks, look: I called the police captain in Shelbyville.
He says he hasn't seen our kids, but if they show up...
