Homer: [yawns] Marge, I'm bored.
Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom.
Marge: Well, you could hand out these flyers for the neighborhood
rummage sale. You'd get some fresh air and exercise.
Homer: Ehh, I'll do it anyway. [grabs Bart] Come on, Boy: we're going
to see the neighbors!
-- Bart, unwitting accomplice, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Marge: Why don't you read something?
Homer: Because I'm trying to _reduce_ my boredom.
Marge: Well, you could hand out these flyers for the neighborhood
rummage sale. You'd get some fresh air and exercise.
Homer: Ehh, I'll do it anyway. [grabs Bart] Come on, Boy: we're going
to see the neighbors!
-- Bart, unwitting accomplice, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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