Announcer 1: Live, from the famous brown sands of Public Beach,
Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building
preview.
Homer: [whining] Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring.
Announcer 2: Bikini girls...
Homer: [brightening at picture] Huh?
Announcer 2: Dune buggies...
Homer: [brighter] Hmm!
Announcer 2: Daredevil surfers...
Homer: [gasps]
Announcer 2: Ordinarily, this beach would be swarming with 'em. But not
today, ho ho, no. They've all been cleared out to make way
for painstaking sand preparation.
Announcer 1: That's right, Dick. You know, this year, everyone's abuzz
about one thing: the absence of Mark Rodkin.
Announcer 2: [looking to his left] Oh, wait. There he is.
-- No doubt a Fox network special, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Delaware, it's the Grand Nationals of Sand Castle Building
preview.
Homer: [whining] Ohh, Saturday afternoon TV is so boring.
Announcer 2: Bikini girls...
Homer: [brightening at picture] Huh?
Announcer 2: Dune buggies...
Homer: [brighter] Hmm!
Announcer 2: Daredevil surfers...
Homer: [gasps]
Announcer 2: Ordinarily, this beach would be swarming with 'em. But not
today, ho ho, no. They've all been cleared out to make way
for painstaking sand preparation.
Announcer 1: That's right, Dick. You know, this year, everyone's abuzz
about one thing: the absence of Mark Rodkin.
Announcer 2: [looking to his left] Oh, wait. There he is.
-- No doubt a Fox network special, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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