Homer: Now you Boy!
Bart: [scared] Oh.
[plane approaches cops standing on their cars]
You can't escape Bob. If the tennis rackets don't get you, the
pool skimmers will.
Bob: Ooh, I never planned to escape. You see, this is a kamikaze
mission! You and I are going to kill Krusty the Clown! Hah hah
hah!
-- The final diabolical plan revealed,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Bart: [scared] Oh.
[plane approaches cops standing on their cars]
You can't escape Bob. If the tennis rackets don't get you, the
pool skimmers will.
Bob: Ooh, I never planned to escape. You see, this is a kamikaze
mission! You and I are going to kill Krusty the Clown! Hah hah
hah!
-- The final diabolical plan revealed,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing... - Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame
all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent... - Skinner: Bart, by special request of the Mayor's office,
you are going to be left back. Bart: Oh... - Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge!
Bart: Bob,
no! Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the... - Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959."
Dammit,
Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you... - Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big... - Bart: Dad! Help!
Marge: [screams] Ahh!
Homer: Hang on,
Boy! Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over... - Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer.
Bob:
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
From the same category:
- Lovejoy: Dearly beloved...
Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
[scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready... - If there was any justice, <my> face would be on a bunch of crappy
merchandise.
Homer gripes about Moe's phenomenal success, "Flaming... - Jasper: Talking out of turn...that's a paddling. Looking out the
window.
that's a paddling. Staring at my sandals...that's... - Burns: Hail, brothers. Coranon Silaria, Ozoo Mahoke.
[everyone answers "Mahoke"] Now, then, gentlemen... - Skinner: And there she is: the world's largest cubic zirconia.
Moe: What an eyesore! Homer: So, Mr. Malloy, it seems...
