Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats
people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief!
Wiggum: Oh. Then where's Sideshow Bob?
Prisoner #5: Ehh, he ran off.
Wiggum: Oh, great. Well, if anyone asks, uh...I beat him to death,
OK?
Lou: Right.
-- The most likely explanation,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief!
Wiggum: Oh. Then where's Sideshow Bob?
Prisoner #5: Ehh, he ran off.
Wiggum: Oh, great. Well, if anyone asks, uh...I beat him to death,
OK?
Lou: Right.
-- The most likely explanation,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Bob: And now [draws his sword] the final curtain...[walks towards
Bart]
[The boat hits a rock and Bob is sent flying]
[Chief Wiggum and other policemen are on shore in their
bathrobes]
Wiggum:
[cocks his gun] Hold it right there, Sideshow Bob.... - Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time
loser?
Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped... - Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is
hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that... - Wiggum: Hey you! The state's not paying you five cents an hour to stand
around.
Now get busy! Bob: Oh, I'll get busy. I'll get... - Wiggum: [miffed] Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me "Chief
Piggum!"
[everyone laughs]
Heh,
now I get it. That's good. -- Guess you _didn't_... - Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper.
[a jet flies by,
blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh...
From the same category:
- Homer: Bart! Take a letter!
Dear Mr. Burns.
[heavy sarcasm] I'm so `glad' you enjoyed my ... - Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose? Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE! ... - We are the mediocre presidents.
You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents!
There's Taylor, there's Tyler, there's Fillmore and... - Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - Grampa: This elevator only goes to the basement. And somebody made an
awful mess down there.
Grampa, stuck in the porta-potty, "Sideshow Bob's...
