Krusty: I'd like to thank everybody who contributed to Krusty's canned
food drive. Your generous donations have made this our
slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever! [laughs]
[in the background, Mel "goes" through the obstacle course]
Our contestants will drop out of my nose, and blurp into a tub
of refried beans. From there, they'll stumble down a sluice of
rich, eggy bearnaise sauce. How can we afford it? It's rancid!
Then, at the finish line, a scrumptious parfait of pudding,
pickle brine and detergent where a writhing pile of kids will
grope blindly for hot dogs.
Mel: Krusty, please! It burns!
-- Krusty, humanitarian, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
food drive. Your generous donations have made this our
slipperiest, slimiest slop-stacle course ever! [laughs]
[in the background, Mel "goes" through the obstacle course]
Our contestants will drop out of my nose, and blurp into a tub
of refried beans. From there, they'll stumble down a sluice of
rich, eggy bearnaise sauce. How can we afford it? It's rancid!
Then, at the finish line, a scrumptious parfait of pudding,
pickle brine and detergent where a writhing pile of kids will
grope blindly for hot dogs.
Mel: Krusty, please! It burns!
-- Krusty, humanitarian, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Krusty: Hey, kids! It's story time. [laughs] I'm going to tell you the
story of Krusty's expensive new suit:
his sexual harassment suit. [laughs painfully]... - Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big... - Hey, kids! Don't forget to watch my 29th Anniversary Show,
featuring clips like this one of Sideshow Mel wacked... - Krusty: Hi Kids! [laughs] Guess what, Sideshow Mel!
Mel: [slide whistle three times] Krusty: It's time... - Sting: There's a hole in my heart as deep as a well for that poor
little boy,
who's stuck halfway to Hell... Sideshow Mel: Though... - Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
a plant on his nose]
Bart:
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Homer: ... - Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could
not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean... - Krusty: "Hey kids, who do you love?"
kids: "Krusty!
" Krusty: "How much do you love me?" kids: "With... - Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so...
