Bart: [hurt] Hey, Mom, you didn't wake me up.
Marge: Here's your hot chocolate.
Bart: [looking at other cups] You didn't put my marshmallow in.
Marge: I think you're old enough to do it yourself now.
Bart: OK, I can handle that.
[puts a marshmallow in; it absorbs all the hot chocolate]
[Bart dumps it out on a plate and uses a knife and fork on it]
Abe: Hey! Give me a slice.
-- A bold new flavor sensation, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Marge: Here's your hot chocolate.
Bart: [looking at other cups] You didn't put my marshmallow in.
Marge: I think you're old enough to do it yourself now.
Bart: OK, I can handle that.
[puts a marshmallow in; it absorbs all the hot chocolate]
[Bart dumps it out on a plate and uses a knife and fork on it]
Abe: Hey! Give me a slice.
-- A bold new flavor sensation, "Marge Be Not Proud"
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[runs to the yard]
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[Bart looks away]
What?
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but it's going to stop now. Leopold? Leopold: [bursting... - Lisa: [spraying the Christmas tree] Mom, this fake snow is making me
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Marge: Listen, kids: you're eight and ten years old...
