Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?

Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who
gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in
a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those
"Police Academy" movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody
laughing! Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects.
[Homer makes some and laughs to himself]
Where was I? Oh yeah: stay out of my booze.
Bart: [pained] Mom, I'm _really_ sorry.
Marge: [emotionless] I know you are.
Bart: Is there anything I can do?
Marge: I don't know. [pause] Why don't you go to bed?
Bart: [hesitant] OK...
-- The real punishment begins, "Marge Be Not Proud"

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