Homer: [pushing "Play"] Hmm, we didn't have a message when we left.
How very odd.
Machine: [singing] Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp
Granada.
Homer: Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
Bart: [chuckles, holding real answering machine tape] Now to put this
tape where no one will ever listen to it.
[puts it in an Allan Sherman case]
-- No Sherman fans in Springfield, "Marge Be Not Proud"
How very odd.
Machine: [singing] Hello, Muddah, hello, Faddah. Here I am at Camp
Granada.
Homer: Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
Bart: [chuckles, holding real answering machine tape] Now to put this
tape where no one will ever listen to it.
[puts it in an Allan Sherman case]
-- No Sherman fans in Springfield, "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Now, I know we love the puppies very much, but I think
they're getting to be a problem.
Bart: Yeah, they ate all my socks. I have to wear... - Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of
Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film
festival.
[cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] ... - Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very
obsessive.
This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own... - Marge: [answering phone] Hello? Oh, Homey, hello! I can't remember
the last time you called me from wor-
oh, you want to speak with Lisa. [Lisa picks... - Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from
Try-N-Save security.
That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and...
