Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game.
Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train
To visit Mother Goose.
Barty's stop is Snoozyland
To rest his sweet caboose.
Bart: Mom, I'm not a little kid any more! Tuck-in time is lame.
Marge: Well, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big
lame.
Bart: Mom, it's lame to be proud of being lame.
Marge: Well, life is like a box of chocolates --
Bart: Mom -- no! Mom --
Marge: You never know --
[Bart puts a pail on his head and starts banging it]
[he stops for a second and looks out from it]
Marge: -- what you're going to get --
[Bart resumes the pounding]
-- "Marge Be Not Proud"
Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
[singing] All aboard the sleepy train
To visit Mother Goose.
Barty's stop is Snoozyland
To rest his sweet caboose.
Bart: Mom, I'm not a little kid any more! Tuck-in time is lame.
Marge: Well, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big
lame.
Bart: Mom, it's lame to be proud of being lame.
Marge: Well, life is like a box of chocolates --
Bart: Mom -- no! Mom --
Marge: You never know --
[Bart puts a pail on his head and starts banging it]
[he stops for a second and looks out from it]
Marge: -- what you're going to get --
[Bart resumes the pounding]
-- "Marge Be Not Proud"
Related:
- Marge: There's no place left to run, Bart. Hand it over.
[he gives her a picture in a frame] Oh, Bart... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: [in Lisa's room] Lisa's on a Sleepy Train
To rest her weary head.
Her ticket is a candy cane Made out of gingerbread... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool... - Bart: Mom, what if there's a really bad crummy guy who's going to jail
but I know he's innocent?
Marge: Well, Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Marge: Well, I also have a song to sing.
[flaming arrow pass by her head]
Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs.
[clears throat, coughs] [singing off key] Morals...
