Bart: Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!
Marge: Bart!
Homer: Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please".
Bart: It's the coolest video game ever!
Marge: I'm sorry, honey, but those games cost up to and including $70.
And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork.
Bart: Those are all good points, but the problem is they don't result
in me getting the game.
Homer: I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age, I wanted an
electric football game more than anything in the world. And my
parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.
[pause] Well, good night. [walks out]
-- Homer inadvertently forgets the point,
"Marge Be Not Proud"
Marge: Bart!
Homer: Young man, in this house, we use a little word called "please".
Bart: It's the coolest video game ever!
Marge: I'm sorry, honey, but those games cost up to and including $70.
And they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork.
Bart: Those are all good points, but the problem is they don't result
in me getting the game.
Homer: I know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age, I wanted an
electric football game more than anything in the world. And my
parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.
[pause] Well, good night. [walks out]
-- Homer inadvertently forgets the point,
"Marge Be Not Proud"
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