Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in
Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual.
Burns: [groans] Oh, the ignorance.
[sees Homer and Grandma walking out]
Wait a minute, I know that woman. But from when? And in what
capacity?
[spies "Wanted" posted with Grandma's young picture on it]
[gasps] It's her. At last!
Kid: This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or
"autogyro".
Burns: Well, keep looking!
[he turns back, and she's gone]
-- So close, "Mother Simpson"
Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual.
Burns: [groans] Oh, the ignorance.
[sees Homer and Grandma walking out]
Wait a minute, I know that woman. But from when? And in what
capacity?
[spies "Wanted" posted with Grandma's young picture on it]
[gasps] It's her. At last!
Kid: This book must be out of date: I don't see "Prussia", "Siam", or
"autogyro".
Burns: Well, keep looking!
[he turns back, and she's gone]
-- So close, "Mother Simpson"
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Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh. Grandma... - Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on,
my life as I knew it was over. Kent: [on... - Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not
qualified!
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cemetery person.
"Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!... - Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine... - Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. ... - Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a...
