[Grandma runs from Mr. Burns and Wiggum]
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was
over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was
identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s,
yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For Channel
Six News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
[she walks into young Homer's room and looks at him sleeping]
Grandma: Homer...[kisses him, weeps] I'm sorry.
[walks out]
Homer: [in the present] I thought I dreamed that kiss.
Marge: I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. You had to leave to protect
your family!
Lisa: {How did you survive?}
Grandma: {Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. Jerry
Reuben gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes, I
proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook, and I ran credit checks at
Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.}
-- Lucrative underground business dealings,
"Mother Simpson"
Grandma: [voice over] From that moment on, my life as I knew it was
over.
Kent: [on TV] Only one member of the Springfield Seven was
identified. She's been described as a woman in her early 30s,
yellow complexion, and may be extremely helpful. For Channel
Six News, I'm Kenny Brockelstein.
[she walks into young Homer's room and looks at him sleeping]
Grandma: Homer...[kisses him, weeps] I'm sorry.
[walks out]
Homer: [in the present] I thought I dreamed that kiss.
Marge: I'm so sorry I misjudged you, Mom. You had to leave to protect
your family!
Lisa: {How did you survive?}
Grandma: {Oh, I had help from my friends in the underground. Jerry
Reuben gave me a job marketing his line of health shakes, I
proofread Bobby Seale's cookbook, and I ran credit checks at
Tom Hayden's Porsche dealership.}
-- Lucrative underground business dealings,
"Mother Simpson"
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Bart: [gasps] Quick, Grandma,
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Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for... - Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to
Springfield?
Homer: You could live with Grampa again. ... - Grandma: Homer, you grew up so handsome.
Homer: Some people say I look like Dan Aykroyd.
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go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: Mom, I'm sorry I never come to see you. I'm just not a
cemetery person.
"Here lies" -- Walt Whitman?! Aargh!... - Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll
have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family... - Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of
irresponsibility take you?
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Ned: Uh-huh.
Homer: [eats some] One,
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[sees a sign painter]
Oh!
Another triumph! -- Prof. Lombardo, "Brush with... - Dry fish-sticks! This sucks!
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